Channel: FX Movies
Time: 5:30PM ET
I have admittedly never seen this movie but Rio was a good time so I’m sure this is great.
Time: 6:00PM ET
Not the greatest movie. Ok fine it’s a pretty terrible movie if we’re being honest but at least Will Smith is in it, right?
Time: 6:45PM ET
An all time “watch it when it’s on TV movie.” Unless you watched it the other seven times it was on TV this week, in which case maybe watch something else. (Or binge it again what the hell do I know)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park & Jurassic Park III
Time: 6:00PM ET & 9:00PM ET respectively
This is honestly what you should be doing tonight, objectively. Some of the greatest movies of all time. Don’t ask yourself why they keep going back to a Dinosaur infested islands, because that’s just a poor decision on the character’s parts. Instead just watch and take in all the glory. #TheyShould’veStoppedThePlaneForCooper
A Bronx Tale
Time: 8:00PM ET
Believe it or not there are people on this planet that have not seen this movie. If you find yourselves being one of those people, watch it (unless you’re watching Jurassic Park again which is a totally fine decision).
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Time: 8:00PM ET
If you deny an opportunity to see Gandalf on screen, I simply do not trust you.
Disclaimer: if you don’t see Gandalf because you’re watching something else on this list I will in fact still trust you.
The Jungle Book
Time: 9:00PM ET
This movie is worth watching just to see Christopher Walken playing an oversized orangutan.
Time Start: 10:00PM ET
Lay down and fall asleep watching friends if you’re one of the five people left in America without Netflix.
Time: 10:15PM ET
All time great cast and an all time great movie. Mark Wahlberg surprisingly plays the same character as in “The Other Guys.”
Time: 10:30PM ET
Late night movie crowd can watch Liam Neeson do cool action movie stuff in the third entry of the Taken series. Watch this and join me in my movement to get a cinematic universe built with him, John Wick, the Mission Impossible crew and other cool action movie people.
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